Friday, May 26, 2006

Hooray For Our Side!!!

So anyway, I was just wondering, is anyone else as ecstatic about this as I am?! I've been following this for a while now and I say it's about fucking time!!! Thoughts?!?!


That is all.

8 comments:

Herr Vogler said...

Yeah, I've been following this for awhile, too. It's abut time Congress got off its ass and did something right. And amazingly...they did!!!

Fred Phelps is a total f-ing lunatic. Hatred of another human being, regardless of (fill in the blank) isn't part of the teachings of any Jesus I remember and he would do well to remember it. It's times like this that I wish he and his followers (since they're clearly followers of Phelps and not the teachings of Christ which, last I checked, was what the original Christian faith was about) would take the Jim Jones or Heaven's Gate route and just put an end to their own misery on Earth and head straight for their fiery afterlife (if you believe in that sort of thing).

Mikey the Pikey said...

I was thinking something along the lines of the entire congregation getting dragged down a dark alley somewhere by a crazed gang of HIV+ homosexuals and getting ass raped until they were unconcious.

Gee, anyone taste something bitter?

Reed said...

i am absolutely disgusted by what that "church" is doing.

however, putting limits on where free speech is allowed? unfortunately we cannot murder/suppress/bury people like this, because then people will feel sorry for them and take up their cause, amounting to what eventually would be the second french revolution...wait, sorry.

that church sucks my sack after having running a 15K marathon through sewage while spraying my balls with pepper spray, and eating onions and garlic.

i hope that when they are in the hospital after a long hard life, their doctor is gay so that they cannot stand it to the point of suicide and therefore are not granted access beyond the pearly gates.

free speech is very important to me...even if what you are saying makes my blood boil. but come on you "church"...don't be such dick smelling assholes!!!

Mikey the Pikey said...

Well there's an interesting debate:

Do people who don't deserve to breathe deserve their right to free speech?

Hmm...

Let's face it, I wouldn't shoot fuckers like these because I'd feel bad about wasting the bullet. Personally, I'm all for their right to say and think what they want, so long as they keep way the fuck away from the funeral of one of our boys or girls who died protecting that right. I've always said everyone's entitled to their opinion, but they shouldn't be allowed to share it with anyone if it involves "God punishing the dead - especially those who died in battle - because our government tolerates gays". Fuck them. Let's compromise, they can protest at the funerals if the families of the deceased are allowed to form a lynch mob and string them up for it. Sounds fair...

Reed said...

if that's how you feel mike...i'm going to write out the lyrics to NOFX's "The Man I Killed".

When they tightly strap me in,
give me lethal injection,
just a few moments to live,
no remorse for what i did,
it's for the betterment of man,
i gave the utmost sacrifice,
before more damage could be done,
i took his life,

there was a split second of silence,
when the dart punctured his skin,
beady eyes rolled back into the head,
body dropped from the poison,
they could incapacitate me,
but could not erase my sneer,
i heard a thousand people screaming,
while 3 billion others cheered.
he was gone, and i would soon be,

executed by the state,
all appeals would be in vain,
i was not criminally insane,
in fact i was found to be,
an otherwise caring and respectable
member of society,
a minor threat except for that one that i killed,

as the sedatives take effect,
i just smile and close my eyes,
there's a priest kneeling next to me,
he asked me if i realize,
i was going straight to hell,
and he thought that i should know,
that the man i killed's replacement,
planned this whole scenario,
what i did had no significance at all!

so if you think doing that would accomplish anything cheney would then be the prez.
its a great tune. check it out.

Reed said...

have you guys seen the "patriot biker gang" that attends the funerals as well to give the family a sense of protection (or something). well my dad and his engineer will be attending a funeral for a service member in fargo, ND as members of the patriot biker gang.
i told my dad to punch one of those religous nuts in the face for me. damn them all.

Herr Vogler said...

Alright, time's up. Time to post.

Mikey the Pikey said...

There...happy?!? No, probably not I imagine...well, tough shit. That's all you're getting!