Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Married, White Male, 29, seeks rare CD's for companionship and good times...

So anyway, just thought I'd throw this out there (to any and everyone except Brad of course - cuz I know he can't help), but now that I've finally acquired a legit copy of Larry Rosenthal's score for Clash of the Titans (#3 on my Most-Sought-After wishlist of scores) I just wanted to ask if anyone might point me in the direction of #1 and #2 which are (respectively):

Artificial Intelligence
(2-disc Academy Awards Promo - as a side note, I already have a CDR of this, but since I'm a bit of a Johnny collector, having an original would be like finding the Holy Grail for me!), and...


(I need a minute to muster up the courage to actually admit to this...)


Masters of the Universe
(yes, as in the He-Man movie - by Bill Conti - original OST or Expanded Euro-Promo Version - what the hell, I'll take either...or both).

I'm willing to pay high (but within reason) dollar for these. Funny part is, if I ever get my hands on them, the new #1 disc will then be Graeme Revell's rejected The 13th Warrior score promo (talk about a stretch)!

I also picked up Trevor Jones' 2-disc The Dark Crystal (on the Numenorean label) recently. For those fans of film music (which is everybody who reads this regularly I guess - and this does include you Brad - hehe) and don't have this, I strongly urge you to get a copy ASAFP as it is a limited pressing and really kicks all kinds of ass!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid half of you will have to be sold into white slavery!"

So anyway, you thought Der Herr's last post was dumbfounding...check this out!

It's not enough that these yokels now have sixteen (as in six-fucking-teen) children. It's not enough that these bumpkins live in Arkansas (probably on the corner of Bumfuck and Yougottaprettymouth). It's not enough that these good'ol folk want more children (and they're only 40!). But just to add insult to injury...the husband's name is JIM-BOB. I suppose next they'll say that they may or may not have the same father!

I mean come on people...


Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Enter the Evil Monkey

So anyway, here he spawn. Not that there's much to see anyway, but still this is technically the first picture of him in full-sized baby mode. If you're not sure what you're looking at, this is his face...cute ain't it!?! (well I think so...don't really care what you think!)

Anyway, the round spot in the middle is his head, so just imagine he's laying on his left side as you're looking at him. So in that case, what you're seeing is his mouth on the left, to the right of that is the socket of his right eye above his nose, and his left eye is concealed in the shadow below. And yes for the smart-asses out there he is supposed to kinda look like a Conehead!!!

And this...well, erm, uhhh...the nurse said that they commonly referred to this as the, uh...umm, the turtle! OKAY, YES...this is the infamous package that I was raving about several months ago. What can I say, I can't help it, I needed to share it with the world. I mean seriously...just look at that thing. Really makes the old man proud you know! I mean seriously...WOW!!! Look at the size of that thing!!! ("Cut the chatter Red 2!!!" - hehehe)

Yeah okay, so that's complete stierscheisse. All newborn males come with engorged gentalia. They shrink to a more "normal" size after a few days or weeks. But hey, can you really rob me of my moment...

...I don't think so!!!