So anyway, here he is.....my spawn. Not that there's much to see anyway, but still this is technically the first picture of him in full-sized baby mode. If you're not sure what you're looking at, this is his face...cute ain't it!?! (well I think so...don't really care what you think!)
Anyway, the round spot in the middle is his head, so just imagine he's laying on his left side as you're looking at him. So in that case, what you're seeing is his mouth on the left, to the right of that is the socket of his right eye above his nose, and his left eye is concealed in the shadow below. And yes for the smart-asses out there he is supposed to kinda look like a Conehead!!!
And this...well, erm, uhhh...the nurse said that they commonly referred to this as the, uh...umm, the turtle! OKAY, YES...this is the infamous package that I was raving about several months ago. What can I say, I can't help it, I needed to share it with the world. I mean seriously...just look at that thing. Really makes the old man proud you know! I mean seriously...WOW!!! Look at the size of that thing!!! ("Cut the chatter Red 2!!!" - hehehe)
Yeah okay, so that's complete stierscheisse. All newborn males come with engorged gentalia. They shrink to a more "normal" size after a few days or weeks. But hey, can you really rob me of my moment...
...I don't think so!!!
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Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!!!!!!!
Can anyone tell me how to fix the alignment error on this thing to the second part lines up with the picture properly?
Thanks in advance.
with all of the...you...know....i..don't..know..what they're called, but they won't let the line split apart. try taking out some of the periods (i don't know what they're called.) it might work.
Hey, that worked!!!
Gee blogger.com, thanks for letting me write in my own voice...that was great, yeah.
Anyhoo, thanks reed, one less thing to worry about.
And those are called ellipses, they're most common in fiction as opposed to this type of formal, column-style writing. And I probably use them too often anyway, but I write like I think...and sometimes well...
thanks...now i will forever know that...these...are ellipses.
by the way, i never did very well at all in english(grammar). D's mostly on my report card for that. however, i was very fortuante that in my freshman year of college for my second semester the professor, or someone made a typo and instead of a D i recieved a B. good times.
i am surprised that i didn't get an F, because the professor was fresh from Harvard and she was too pretentions to allow my humor to affect her grading scales. and she put her nose in the air because she was, "offered 6,000 for a few of (her) eggs."
i was never popular with the professors who didn't like me.
6,000 dollars
What's that in the top sonogram?
OH MY GOD!!! I see the face of the Virgin Mary in little Mikey's sonogram!!!
Funny! Very amusing!
You know, that's actually kind of ironic since he'll probably be a Halloween baby and I figure he'll come out with horns and a biforcated tail!
Grammar and English were usually my strongest courses. I used to sound all stuffy, pompous and arrogant. Then a few years ago I lightened up quite a bit so now I'm just pompous and arrogant.
Vogler once called me an elitist snob...and just because I made referrence to John Williams prominent use of Style Hongrois styling in his score for Dracula. Geez, what a prick!
Oh, did I mention he was probably right?!
Ok, fuck grammar skills...I just noticed that I forgot the possessive apostrophe in Williams' name. DERRRRR!!!!
I'm such a tool sometimes (shut-the-hell-up Brad!).
I didn't need to say anything, did I?
And I believe you meant 'reference' and bifurcated.
Sometimes we are too smart for our own good.
Now I'm just padding your responses.
Ah what the hell. I usually don't even know where I am half the time at 3 in the a.m.
And this isn't a FSM poll you cheeky monkey!
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