Friday, August 01, 2008

Padding My Blog (Pt. II)

Two posts in one day...I must be on something.

BTW...I'm two posts from the big 100. Everybody's going to have to help me come up with an idea what to do with it!

Submit your ideas in triplicate/ideas will be considered in a first serve, first come basis /please expect 4 to 6 weeks for a response/4 to 6 seconds if you're hot...and naked/rules subject to change/no purchase necessary to enter/donations will be accepted - please no blood or semen/must be at least 17 to play (hehe)/void where prohibited - we're looking at you Mississippi/all submitted material becomes the property of...me/revealing photo submissions will be given special attention - for at least 30 seconds/bra size will be considered/enter at your own risk - I know I will/not liable for injuries (physical or mental) resulting from submission/play as often as you like/multimple entries per customer/multiple gratifacations not guranteed/winners will be notified by carrier pigeon/in the event of a sausage fest, the contest may be subject to cancellation/in the event of an exceptionally stupid idea, you may be subject to cancellation/in the event of a tie...two men enter, one man leaves/an equal opportunity contest - but no Jews, Koreans, Pygmies, Belgians, Yeti, or current or former members of the NBA/if you don't like it...fuck you/vidi vini vici/quid pro quo/ex post facto/in de nomi de patri, et fili, et spirit du sancti/hail Mary full of grace, blessed art thou among women, blessed is thy fruit of the loom Jesus/for those about to rock...we salute you/there is no spoon/they took our jobs!!!/may the force be with you.

8 comments:

the warrior bard said...

First of all, your policy on "no semen" precludes me from entering, so I won't give you my suggestions.

Secondly, I think you can pretty much count on a sausage fest, so the whole thing might be canceled as you say.

Good luck!

Herr Vogler said...

Isn't it time to resurrect Mike's Blog of Death?

Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes died this weekend, you know.

Mikey the Pikey said...

Shut yo mouth...

the warrior bard said...

AW... no he DI'INT...

Mikey the Pikey said...

N@&#a pleaze!!!

the warrior bard said...

Well, you're two posts from 100, so the next one is in your way. I propose making post #99 a trailer for post #100.

Mikey the Pikey said...

Actually...

That's an awesome idea!

Going to have to think on that one a while...

See you in October.

Mikey the Pikey said...

BTW: Don't let all those great ideas jump out at once. You know...think on 'em for a while and really put some effort in.