Monday, June 23, 2008

The King is Dead. All Hail the King!

SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER...
...and tits.

In case you haven't heard yet, the mighty George Carlin passed away on Sunday. I think I actually almost started crying when I heard. This just ruins my whole fucking day...not that it was anything to get excited over anyway!

If you've never heard his Class Clown or Classic Gold albums, I command you to make haste to find them and absorb them immediately - they're pretty much the gold standard against which all stand-up comedy should be judged.

And now...a personal favorite snippet...

"I got fired last year from doing a show in Vegas, for sayin' the word SHIT. In a town where the big game is called CRAP! That's some kind of double standard, you know?!!!! You know they got big ol' Texan's out on the game floor yelling, 'Ahh shit! I CRAPPED!!!'. Hell, they fly those guys in for free. The fired me...shit! ...Shit's such a figurative word. You never hear shit used literally, you know like, 'Look at that shit Martha, WOWWWWW!!!' ".

I think I'm going to go outside and tell a random stranger to go fuck themselves.


Peace out, G

14 comments:

Herr Vogler said...

Welcome to the Pikey's Celebrity Obituary Blog.

Mikey the Pikey said...

F U C K Y O U !
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Herr Vogler said...

SKNAHTON
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the warrior bard said...

I was just thinking that myself: "Jesus, the pikey is bleak."

Mikey the Pikey said...

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute...

YOU...are telling ME...that I'M BLEAK!!!


...REALLY?!!

;)

Mikey the Pikey said...

S U C K M Y C H U B B Y
Y S U C K M Y C H U B B
B Y S U C K M Y C H U B
B B Y S U C K M Y C H U
U B B Y S U C K M Y C H
H U B B Y S U C K M Y C
C H U B B Y S U C K M Y
Y C H U B B Y S U C K M
M Y C H U B B Y S U C K
K M Y C H U B B Y S U C
C K M Y C H U B B Y S U
U C K M Y C H U B B Y S

the warrior bard said...

I just post about general malaise and homicidal impulses, not actual deaths of people I wish were still alive!

Mikey the Pikey said...

Ok, so would everybody feel better if I only posted these things when I'm glad the person is dead...is that more in line with everyone's perception of my persona?

Seriously though, when I have something genuinely interesting going on in my life that I think anyone else may give two whole shits about, I'll put it up. Hell, year's not even half over and I'm already two posts over my entire output from last year...that's a good thing right?

I just haven't found any good celebrity hooters for you guys to enjoy with me for a while m'kay - wait...that didn't sound right. Well, you know what I mean anyway!

Herr Vogler said...

I'm just glad that you have a post that seems to be generating actual comments; of which this is not one.

the warrior bard said...

BLEAK

BEFORE
LICKING
EACH
ASSHOLE
KINDLY

Pubes.

the warrior bard said...

hair on my nuts

the warrior bard said...

I thought I'd stimulate your comments... heh heh... stimulate...

Herr Vogler said...

Hey are you going to post anything new that doesn't deal with someone's death anytime soon?

Mikey the Pikey said...

Nope...I got nothin'! Just waiting for someone else to die...


kidding. really.