So anyway, I just want to vent for a moment, if I may. You know what the true definition of a worthless cocksucker is? It’s one of these swindler, lowlife, complete waste of skin motherfucker lawyers who specializes in getting other lowlife waste of skin motherfuckers (with lead feet, no less) their driver’s licenses back. You hear their ad’s on the radio all the time. One, off the top of my head, some local ass clown named Jeff Jarrett (sp?), even has a fucking jingle (his numbers 342-EASY – should anyone want to harass his office for being the asshole enablers that they are). You get this 30-second spot of airtime where they tout being able to fix everything from speeding violators to D.U.I.’s. How is this even legal?!?! If some jackass gets his card ripped for drunk driving, serves him right. He’s a menace. He made the decision to steer a ton of steel, plastic and rubber into traffic while intoxicated. And while we’re on the subject, I’m of the opinion that the psychotic “I can’t drive 155” dickhead is any better. People who adamantly refuse to drive any less than 20mph over the speed limit, deserve to have their car driven up their ass at 90. If you’re that goddamned late all the time, start leaving earlier fucker! So who the hell is some scheister pigfucker lawyer to get these people their license back? Hey buddy, you fucked up, tough shit, take the bus for the rest of your days you inconsiderate prick! And you, the buttpirate with the law degree, try putting it to some real use like putting criminal in jail. I can’t help but hope there’s a special circle of hell for “attorneys” that specialize in this kind of bullshit. And now that I dwell on it for a minute, I’m not sure who’s worse - the lawyer cocksuckers, the menace-to-society-shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-operate-a-weedwacker-unsupervised drunk cocksuckers, or the radio stations that accept their money for airtime cocksuckers.
Anyway…I feel better now!
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