My power would be that I'd take the exact opposite stance on any opinion that anyone I don't like has (which would be a shitload of people actually), rather I actually agree with that stance or not, and then bicker with them about it until they become so pissed that their head literally explodes - or at least until they suffer a massive coronary through sheer frustration. Thus ridding the world of their stupidity...COOL!!!
It might be fun to be Orgazmo too, but it'd be kinda sticky, and I wouldn't want the stuntcock.
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So if I say you ARE Contrary Man, you are required by the traits of your superpowers to negate me?
And then what if I switched midstream and said you aren't Contrary Man? I suppose that would make me your arch nemesis. Or would it?
Well, that would depend...see my powers only work against someone I despise, which, in your case, is becoming more and more like a reality.
So, yes, theoretically, you could be my Archnemesis, but either way, the point is I would keep up the argument until you suffered a head-ectomy...so I still win!
So what would your evil villian name be...Dr. Ego?!
"Mind tricks don'ta work ona me...only money!!!"
Dr. Ego...I like the sound of that!
I suppose I could also be the King of Inane Arguments.
Oh wait. That position is already co-chaired by Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'REALLY.
I would like to see someone have a head-ectomy. That sounds... interesting.
I would be Deputy Deepgrudge. Because I never really get to use my powers, I wouldn't be given much of an honorific title like everyone else.
I think Mr. Furious would be more apropos because 1) You're annoyed to the point of anger quite often and 2) You don't have any actual superpowers.
You know, I thought of Ben Stiller too, but I couldn't remember the name.
Hey, I do too have a super power! I would be that other guy from Mystery Men, the "pull my finger" guy...
I really need to see that movie again so I can remember all the names.
But my super power is definitely my prodigious ability to produce loud and toxic farts.
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