Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Conceding Defeat

It's been a long, hard road. Even through the worst of it it looked as though we still had a chance. Everyone really gave it their all to try and achieve our goal. I want to take this opportunity to thank everybody for their support and dedication to the cause. However, as everyone has likely observed, for now at least, it's over. Sacrifices were made, hopes were elevated as high as could be, well...hoped! But, as fate would have it (as it often does in these situations), things just didn't go our way. We fought the good fight, and I know you were all behind us on this one. It just wasn't our time...this time.

So...as things stand right now, it would appear as though, in fact, we are all not going to die after all!

I know, I know...no one wants to admit when they're beaten. I know everybody was pushing for escalation. But it would seem that the Arab nations hate each other almost as much as they hate the Jews! Our own government, God bless them, apparently felt it better to only fight the fights they thought they could win, rather than the ones that needed fighting. Oh wait...oh, nevermind. I suppose the best we can hope for now is that a stray rock or perhaps a misconstrued glance at the wrong person will get the ball rolling again. Maybe even an ill willed comment about someones goat by one side or the other...wouldn't that be glorious?! Only time will tell, for now the word is: patience. Like the man said, "All we need is just a little patience".

Thank you, and good night.



That is all.

5 comments:

Reed said...

who won?

Mikey the Pikey said...

Exactly my friend...exactly!

Herr Vogler said...

The Apocalypse can still be arranged, you know!

And then Mel Gibson can make a movie about THAT, too!

the warrior bard said...

Damn... what am I going to do with all this canned food?

Reed said...

you and Herr were in my dream last night.
i dreamt that i met you two in a railroad tanker car. then the train derailed.